Journal Entry 1: Hiroim’s First Entry
I think I will speak as Hiroim in the first person from now on, but with notification as to when the shift-to-character will be in effect, as follows: Holy Light, hear my cry My eyes are burning My heart is cold My night is plagued with death Holy Light, hear my cry Cool my eyes … Continue reading
Hallow’s End vs World’s End
I feel as though I should decorate my office space a bit more, customise it, clutter it, give it some form of familiarity, maybe even comfort, I don’t know. Don’t get me wrong, the chair I have been given is comfortable, perhaps more so than the one I have back in my den, so it’s … Continue reading
Cataclysm! Calamity! Catastrophe!
Hiroim awakened from his five-day slumber. He was dizzy, disoriented, confused, yet eager to see what changes the pre-Cataclysm world had undergone. He reached for his two-hand mace, the Titan-steel Destroyer, but couldn’t lift it. Strange. He tried to use his Divine Storm special ability, nothing. Odd. He checked his spellbook, empty! Hiroim had been … Continue reading
Control-Shift-Cee
Control-Shift-Cee Control-Shift-Cee Control-Shift-Cee … Motherlode Damn! MOTHERLODE Motherload? Mutherlode! It’s not working… Eff-Five. … Eff-Five. Arrgh! I figure if you perceive life as the grand game that it is too literally, you’ll begin to realize just how crazy you are. Life’s one big crazy game with no Word Editor, no command console, no cheat console, … Continue reading
Knocking on the Door
More like pounding on it. My God, if my subconscious were any more of a pussy I swear there’s be unicorn farts coming out of my ears. So the other day I was brushing up on my Lovecraft lore and I decided to read more into the infamous legendary grimoire known simply as the Necronomicon. … Continue reading
Journey to the Molten Core (Kittens Included)
Ragnaros, Molten Core, Warcraft, Kitten, Road, Highway, Car, Animal, Peter Jackson, King Kong, cat, guild, glitch, raid, KJ, Hiroim
Castlevania: Still as Castle and Vain(ia) as Ever
The general rule of re-shaping a classic franchise to accommodate today’s standards is that it always goes one of two ways: Absolutely outstanding, or absolutely terrible. Which route does the most recent Castlevania game take?
Cupcakes Make You Happy
On cupcakes, the Cult of the Damned, and a fashion sense that will mean your doom.
Robert Reynolds
Cheers to those of you who figure out the allegory. Double-cheers to you who are privy to the Sentry!
Musings of a Literary Gamer 